do you have a crush on cannabis member?

[Samwhore]

i started out this way

Samwhore Reviewed by Samwhore on 03-07-2007. do you have a crush on cannabis member? do you? i do but im not gonna say his name... i dont want him to read this thread.... Rating: 5

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i just started out confused, it's been all down hill since then.

[Samwhore]

I went downhill, then uphill, then came a loop-de-loop

[delusionsofNORMALity]

ah yes, but i've been gaining speed all this time and in another 40 years i should be able to hit mach 1. then the fun really begins.

[Samwhore]

well, my roller coaster has been closed for repairs,


wierdest thread ive ever jacked :wtf:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

sorry about the coaster, you should really get the damn thing fixed.

[Samwhore]

mechanics on vacation

[delusionsofNORMALity]

well then get another one. there are plenty of qualified coaster mechanics just sittin' around, waiting for someone to call. get off your ass and grab the yellow pages.

[Samwhore]

you mean DEX I dont have yellow pages, and im stuck on the coaster

[delusionsofNORMALity]

damn you young uns with your fancy schmancy, high tech thingamajiggies.
(sorry, i was channeling my grandmother)

you should probably have thought of this before you jumped into the damn thing. it's a simple precaution, like going to the bathroom before leaving on a long trip. now you're trapped on a broken coaster with no mechanic and no way back to reality. if you had thought ahead, you would have at least brought along a snack or something. now you'll probably end up sitting there 'til you starve to death or a low flying alien abducts you. that ought to teach you a lesson.