First off, I must say, I am quite baked out of my skull. But seriously, How do you think the nations pedophiles should be dealt with? What would be the best way to insure the safety of America from these fuckers? Letā??s get political here, and not be afraid to be creative at the same time. Hereā??s my idea of how the government should deal with all convicted pedophiles.

Any and all pedophiles tried in court shall not go through the normal jail system (or even probation, or community service) , they shall instead ALL be taken through a reform course developed with billions of dollars by the NSA and NASA. This course is to take 5 years and is to consist of a combination of classroom teaching reformation and neural brain transmitter and brain wave cat scan therapy reformation. This is to ensure MAXIMUAM pedophile reformation and ensure that they are COMPLETLEY aware of what they did wrong and are perfectly safe to put back on the street.

After the 5 years are completed, a graduation ceremony is held for the pedophiles. They each receive their diplomas and are allowed to see their family and friends. It is at this point that they are escorted to ā??The metal roomā?. The metal room is a large room with thousands of tiny holes on one side of it. Inside these tiny holes are extremely strong electro magnets. At the opposite side of the room are thousands of tiny plastic nails tipped with a long tip of 6 inches of stainless steel. The whole nail is 18 inches long, containing 12 inches of plastic at the base and 6 inches of stainless steel at the tip. The electro magnets will be turned on at the command of a lever operated by ONLY one man, this man is the winner of an online contest which, in the future, will be more popular then American idol and will be broadcasted on live television as such. The option to view this is optional to the family members because all of them are given free tickets.

What about you, how do you think the government should deal with convicted pedophiles?[/SIZE]
souldistortion Reviewed by souldistortion on . How do we rid the nation of pedophiles? First off, I must say, I am quite baked out of my skull. But seriously, How do you think the nations pedophiles should be dealt with? What would be the best way to insure the safety of America from these fuckers? Letā??s get political here, and not be afraid to be creative at the same time. Hereā??s my idea of how the government should deal with all convicted pedophiles. Any and all pedophiles tried in court shall not go through the normal jail system (or even probation, or community Rating: 5