How do we rid the nation of pedophiles?

[souldistortion]

First off, I must say, I am quite baked out of my skull. But seriously, How do you think the nations pedophiles should be dealt with? What would be the best way to insure the safety of America from these fuckers? Letâ??s get political here, and not be afraid to be creative at the same time. Hereâ??s my idea of how the government should deal with all convicted pedophiles.

Any and all pedophiles tried in court shall not go through the normal jail system (or even probation, or community service) , they shall instead ALL be taken through a reform course developed with billions of dollars by the NSA and NASA. This course is to take 5 years and is to consist of a combination of classroom teaching reformation and neural brain transmitter and brain wave cat scan therapy reformation. This is to ensure MAXIMUAM pedophile reformation and ensure that they are COMPLETLEY aware of what they did wrong and are perfectly safe to put back on the street.

After the 5 years are completed, a graduation ceremony is held for the pedophiles. They each receive their diplomas and are allowed to see their family and friends. It is at this point that they are escorted to â??The metal roomâ?�. The metal room is a large room with thousands of tiny holes on one side of it. Inside these tiny holes are extremely strong electro magnets. At the opposite side of the room are thousands of tiny plastic nails tipped with a long tip of 6 inches of stainless steel. The whole nail is 18 inches long, containing 12 inches of plastic at the base and 6 inches of stainless steel at the tip. The electro magnets will be turned on at the command of a lever operated by ONLY one man, this man is the winner of an online contest which, in the future, will be more popular then American idol and will be broadcasted on live television as such. The option to view this is optional to the family members because all of them are given free tickets.

What about you, how do you think the government should deal with convicted pedophiles?[/SIZE]

souldistortion Reviewed by souldistortion on 09-11-2006. How do we rid the nation of pedophiles? First off, I must say, I am quite baked out of my skull. But seriously, How do you think the nations pedophiles should be dealt with? What would be the best way to insure the safety of America from these fuckers? Letâ??s get political here, and not be afraid to be creative at the same time. Hereâ??s my idea of how the government should deal with all convicted pedophiles. Any and all pedophiles tried in court shall not go through the normal jail system (or even probation, or community Rating: 5

[stinkyattic]

Simple, remove Mr. Johnson and his Boys so they can't breed (or try to). Same with rapists.

Plus an ankle transmitter that sends out a signal that gets picked up on any cell phone within 25 feet and it beeps so you know if one is close enough to you to be a threat.

[Skink]

we should make robots that look like lost little children... These robots will be equiped with 1 5/8" saw blades in every orafice... Once blood is detected they will emit a virus that eats brains...

[souldistortion]

Simple, remove Mr. Johnson and his Boys so they can't breed (or try to). Same with rapists.

Plus an ankle transmitter that sends out a signal that gets picked up on any cell phone within 25 feet and it beeps so you know if one is close enough to you to be a threat.

ankle transmitters i must say that set off signals are pretty genius :thumbsup:

[mrdevious]

I think an innitial offense should carry stiff penalties with as much rehabilitation as possible. Should they commit a second offense (I mean on little children, not some 16 or 17 year old), they abdicate their right to a sexual drive (which they have abused and misused) and chemically have their testicles removed. Should they commit yet again (I don't know if this is possible), life imprisonment. All their financial assets can go the the victim.

[Skink]

ankle transmitters i must say that set off signals are pretty genius :thumbsup:

all that shit has been done,it don't work!!! The real problem is we accept it as a disease...

[buddymyfriend]

You've got quite an imagination there! I think after having been found guilty, kill em, lethal injections, the chair, public stonings, chinese water torture, sleep deprevastion before killing em, anyway possible rid these evil people from the world. I don't wanna be hateful coz I ain't that kinda guy....but there's a line which should never be crossed.

Peace

Buddy

[mrdevious]

You've got quite an imagination there! I think after having been found guilty, kill em, lethal injections, the chair, public stonings, chinese water torture, sleep deprevastion before killing em, anyway possible rid these evil people from the world. I don't wanna be hateful coz I ain't that kinda guy....but there's a line which should never be crossed.

Peace

Buddy

I don't think there's any need for that. American law makers seem unable these days to understand the differenve between justice and revenge. Justice is about restoring balance and removing a threat to society. revenge is just about inflicting pain to make yourself feel better. No matter how bad a person we have in custody, torturing them will not change a thing, only making sure they never harm anything or anyone again. I wish lawmakers thought more this way, it would certainly help marijuana offenders.

peace.

[souldistortion]

I don't think there's any need for that. American law makers seem unable these days to understand the differenve between justice and revenge. Justice is about restoring balance and removing a threat to society. revenge is just about inflicting pain to make yourself feel better. No matter how bad a person we have in custody, torturing them will not change a thing, only making sure they never harm anything or anyone again. I wish lawmakers thought more this way, it would certainly help marijuana offenders.

peace.

look at the first half of my idea. not a bad idea maybe haha? the second half is where i decided to be funny and get creative. i dont know about you but id love to be the puller of that lever.

[budzy malone]

I am not sure I quite agree with this thread. I have investigated MENSA and like-minded organizations. Many of them are just admirers of children and would never hurt or touch them at all. It all has to do with this nations obsession with youth. I am getting the idea that these anti-pediophile posts are similar to cops lurking on the net for pot dealers. You brought up the issue so does that make you a pediophile because last time I checked this forum concerned CANNABIS???
Its closed minded attitudes of people like you that really fuck this "freedom thing of ours" up. You probably are against pot too, aren't you???
I should take you to the middle east or the orient where children are sold into prostitution as early as 8 or 9. IT IS LEGAL there, but does that mean its wrong. Remember pot is legal there too. Given the opportunity, sick fucks like you, who are thinking about molesting children and then posting it on a Cannabis bulletin board could get your rocks off, as much as you want. Man, I thought all stoners were cool - boy, was I definatley wrong. See a shrink, you are fuckin way confused! You were probably molested as a child and never got over it so you drug yourself to cover the wounds. GET OVER IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!