Fred's rather scarry recommendation made me immediately think of Family Guy, the episode where they're all kids, a la Little Rascals. Peter ponders what they'd be like if it weren't for women, and the scene cuts to he and Quagmire in smoking jackets, wearing monocles and checking stock assets from a ticker tape machine.

..and I'm paraphrasing here,

*Peter* Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

*Quagmire* Butter's in the fridge!!!



But to answer the thread, hrmmmm. Can't say I've ever come across a dry vertical smile, certainly no issues after using the fisherman for a routine tonsil check. The few times I've errr, 'doted the i,' it was by request and the girl in question had either pre-charged the area or just benefited enough from it's drooling neighbor for the act not be an issue.


Wow. That's about as explicit as I've been in a long time. Think I'm blushing here.