when i was only 11 years old, i got my first peice, a glass sherlock bubbler. so, this sketchy dealer i knew and smoked with once, a 17 year old named justin, well, he broke into my house and stole it along with my papers and about 1 gram. i was so mad, so i acted like i didnt know this whole time, until now, 4 years later, i devise an awesome plan of revenge. i call him up, about 3 days ago.. i ask him if he can hook a sac, he said "havent seen you in so long, what happened?" i said that i got busted and quit, but now im back in the game, so he says yes, he can hook a sac. my freind mike, who happens to be there with justin sends me a text saying that justin is just planning to jack me... my plan is working! so i call justin back asking if i can trade him for this bud i have, i knew it wouldnt matter to him, since his plan was to jack me anyway, as long as he made off with something right? so i take a nug of some brown SCHWAGG that when broken up finely, looks sorta like salvia, and i crack it in about 2 peices, i start to take the little buds on the inside out, and smoking them, the bud was fairly wet so i could mold it so to speak, so, i put a crap load of 25x salvia on the bud, and in the bottom of the bag, and if he still has the huge glass bong he had 4 years ago, i knew he was in for a treat. so i meet up with him, mike is there, and he gives me this look, and pulls me aside and tells me that if i plan to fight justin, he will help, blah blah. so, we walk back up to justin, i pull out the bag and he quickly snatches it and i act surprised, and then he really crosses the line, he slaps me in the face, now, he is a 21 year old man, i am only 15. so i said, "okay fine, you got me im out of here" then he grabs me, and makes me empty my pockets, he finds like 1 hit of salvia in a dime bag, and takes it, i say its kif. and beg him to just leave me alone, finnally i run away. then justin calls me and says "thanks for the sac bitch, were going to get smoked right now, yah punk ass nigga" mind you, justin is a total white boy who acts ghetto. so, by that time, i was out about 5$ in bud and 10$ in salvia, but i was cool, i had plenty more, and i knew he was about to get his. late that night about 4:00 am, mike calls me asking me why i did that after he told me not to, etc. but he was also saying that justin smoked that bowl and all the "kif" by himself and selfishly wouldnt let mike have a toke, because justin said that it "tasts like schwagg and that it will only get 1 person high anyway", he then said that got him mad, so he called justin a pussy, and made fun of him for jacking young kids, and then that he left while justin finished his bowl in his huge Zong that he also stole from the local head shop when he went in there with a realistic looking BB gun threatining to shoot up the place.... i tell mike about my plan, and he says he will find out what happened to justin, but it will be hard since they are mad at eachother and not speaking. so, there i was, about 1 1/2 days after the incedint, and i get a call from mike saying that justin fucked up big time, mike said justin called him saying that i put PCP in the bud, and that he accidently broke his zong, and cut him self with the glass very badly when he stepped on it through his sock, and that he tripped walking down the stairs and got a concussion. and his parents found out and now they are trying to check him into rehabilitation. i was seriously in AWE, i got sweet revenge. but now i feel kinda bad for the kid. what dp you guys think? was what i did fucked up?
Cooler Then Jesus Reviewed by Cooler Then Jesus on . vengance...(sp?) when i was only 11 years old, i got my first peice, a glass sherlock bubbler. so, this sketchy dealer i knew and smoked with once, a 17 year old named justin, well, he broke into my house and stole it along with my papers and about 1 gram. i was so mad, so i acted like i didnt know this whole time, until now, 4 years later, i devise an awesome plan of revenge. i call him up, about 3 days ago.. i ask him if he can hook a sac, he said "havent seen you in so long, what happened?" i said that i got Rating: 5