vengance...(sp?)

[Cooler Then Jesus]

when i was only 11 years old, i got my first peice, a glass sherlock bubbler. so, this sketchy dealer i knew and smoked with once, a 17 year old named justin, well, he broke into my house and stole it along with my papers and about 1 gram. i was so mad, so i acted like i didnt know this whole time, until now, 4 years later, i devise an awesome plan of revenge. i call him up, about 3 days ago.. i ask him if he can hook a sac, he said "havent seen you in so long, what happened?" i said that i got busted and quit, but now im back in the game, so he says yes, he can hook a sac. my freind mike, who happens to be there with justin sends me a text saying that justin is just planning to jack me... my plan is working! so i call justin back asking if i can trade him for this bud i have, i knew it wouldnt matter to him, since his plan was to jack me anyway, as long as he made off with something right? so i take a nug of some brown SCHWAGG that when broken up finely, looks sorta like salvia, and i crack it in about 2 peices, i start to take the little buds on the inside out, and smoking them, the bud was fairly wet so i could mold it so to speak, so, i put a crap load of 25x salvia on the bud, and in the bottom of the bag, and if he still has the huge glass bong he had 4 years ago, i knew he was in for a treat. so i meet up with him, mike is there, and he gives me this look, and pulls me aside and tells me that if i plan to fight justin, he will help, blah blah. so, we walk back up to justin, i pull out the bag and he quickly snatches it and i act surprised, and then he really crosses the line, he slaps me in the face, now, he is a 21 year old man, i am only 15. so i said, "okay fine, you got me im out of here" then he grabs me, and makes me empty my pockets, he finds like 1 hit of salvia in a dime bag, and takes it, i say its kif. and beg him to just leave me alone, finnally i run away. then justin calls me and says "thanks for the sac bitch, were going to get smoked right now, yah punk ass nigga" mind you, justin is a total white boy who acts ghetto. so, by that time, i was out about 5$ in bud and 10$ in salvia, but i was cool, i had plenty more, and i knew he was about to get his. late that night about 4:00 am, mike calls me asking me why i did that after he told me not to, etc. but he was also saying that justin smoked that bowl and all the "kif" by himself and selfishly wouldnt let mike have a toke, because justin said that it "tasts like schwagg and that it will only get 1 person high anyway", he then said that got him mad, so he called justin a pussy, and made fun of him for jacking young kids, and then that he left while justin finished his bowl in his huge Zong that he also stole from the local head shop when he went in there with a realistic looking BB gun threatining to shoot up the place.... i tell mike about my plan, and he says he will find out what happened to justin, but it will be hard since they are mad at eachother and not speaking. so, there i was, about 1 1/2 days after the incedint, and i get a call from mike saying that justin fucked up big time, mike said justin called him saying that i put PCP in the bud, and that he accidently broke his zong, and cut him self with the glass very badly when he stepped on it through his sock, and that he tripped walking down the stairs and got a concussion. and his parents found out and now they are trying to check him into rehabilitation. i was seriously in AWE, i got sweet revenge. but now i feel kinda bad for the kid. what dp you guys think? was what i did fucked up?

Cooler Then Jesus Reviewed by Cooler Then Jesus on 09-11-2006. vengance...(sp?) when i was only 11 years old, i got my first peice, a glass sherlock bubbler. so, this sketchy dealer i knew and smoked with once, a 17 year old named justin, well, he broke into my house and stole it along with my papers and about 1 gram. i was so mad, so i acted like i didnt know this whole time, until now, 4 years later, i devise an awesome plan of revenge. i call him up, about 3 days ago.. i ask him if he can hook a sac, he said "havent seen you in so long, what happened?" i said that i got Rating: 5

[Gothen]

All you did was tell someone who STOLE FROM YOU that what they stole from you was kief when it was really it salvia, right??

If that's the case, I'd say that karma's a BITCH and it got him back for ya.

[SkunkStink]

That guy Justin sounds like a fucking asshole.
He deserved what he got I think. GJ :thumbsup:

[iwantFUEGO]

justin is a fucking dick... i do not like people who are mean.

if your story is true, id say thats one hell of a story!

peace

[partyguy420]

karma comes back 10 times harder... so... he stole your shit 2... he droped his stolen pipe cut his foot and gave him self a concusion... and is going to rehab... thats not even as bad as what he did to u... he still has more coming for him

[ShadowGate420]

Yeah, thats all cool and shit, but beating the shit outta him with a couple of your friends wouldve been much funner I'm sure.

[Gothen]

Yeah, thats all cool and shit, but beating the shit outta him with a couple of your friends wouldve been much funner I'm sure.

I don't think so, haha. I think that this way is just MUCH more satisfying because to me it would give me that, "I guess things DO work out." kind of satisfaction. Cooler Than Jesus didn't really have to do anything at all, the universe saw that he got fucked over, so it dealt with things. :thumbsup:

[mrdevious]

I still totally agree with you BTJ. This guy is not just your typical asshole, if he robbed a headshop for his pieces and rips off young kids, then mocks them for it, he seriously needed to be knocked off his high horse. I wouldn't call that revenge, I'd call it imposed justice, which will probably be better for him in the end anyway.

[poorman3]

Your 1st mistake was, you devised an awesome plan of revenge.
Your 2nd mistake was letting him slap you.
Your 3rd mistake was letting him rob you.
Your 4th mistake was letting him call you a punk ass nigga.

However, I am glad he accidently broke his zong, and cut him self with the glass very badly when he stepped on it through his sock, and that he tripped walking down the stairs and got a concussion. and his parents found out and now they are trying to check him into rehabilitation.

Next time just bust a bottle on his face and show this 21 year old that a 15 year old can step up to the plate. JMO

[Cooler Then Jesus]

i liked that i didnt have to physically fight him, because he would just get a bunch of his cokehead freinds and come egg my house and kill my dog, wait for me outside my house to harass or beat me up, etc. this way i did it, he cant rat me out since he jacked me, and it was for an illegal substance, i got him at his own game, him slapping me didnt really hurt, but he is a pretty big guy. if i would have physically hurt him, he would have flipped out, how i did it, is beating the shit out of him mentally. ive put 2c-t-7 in a bag of coke and got revenge on a dealer who came in my house in my room when no one was home twice and stole money from my drawer. her freind who ill keep nameless, told me that she flipped out in the middle of a club called "the stone age" when she went in the bathroom and snorted the mixture thinking it was all coke. by the time she was dancing on the floor with her boyfreind, she started freaking out on the dance floor and people thought she was really drunk, then they thought that she was having a seizure (lol) and finnally took her to the hospital where they just said that she was under the influence of cocain, woot.