Some blame terrorists, some blame the government, some blame reptilian aliens. Me, I'm blaming gravity. I think an intelligent yet amorphous gravity being is conspiring against the United States, and using its gravitic powers to help bring down buildings.

It's been a thorn in our side for thousands of years, ever since the first caveman went to pick up a rock to throw at an animal and said, "Oh shit, this fucker is heavy!" Hopefully soon you'll read all about the evil gravity being on infowars. Oh, I need a prediction too, that's right: gravity will make SOMETHING ELSE fall down. THIS WEEK!
jamstigator Reviewed by jamstigator on . US expands visitor fingerprinting to deter attacks Oh geez.... Thanks Mr. Neocon for making my life a scanner darkly! And don't forget Captain Fascist too! Doo do do doooo!! Captain Fascist he's our man! If he can't supress them, no one can! "Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and expose the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country." - Hermann Goering Rating: 5