I use to be a 9/11 conspiracy theorist. But then, having lost my ability to make speculative leaps, without logic, reason or any conventional perception of reality to back up my theories, I figured terrorists flew airplanes into the WTC and Pentagon.... and, surprisingly, live footage of the events supported my change of heart.

Seriously, if you believe this conspiracy shit you really need to hone more of your critical thinking and analytical skills... not your cynical personality type and paranoid conjecture skills.

It's that fucking simple!!! If you believe 9/11 conspiracy theories you need to back off the bong and the computer games and get out more....