Other pedestrian quotes:

"Who the fuck rolled this?"
"What kind of weed is this?"
"That guy put dust in my weed."
"White people got me hooked on crystal meth."
"(when they're in a traffic jam) You're like my asshole, always holding up shit!"

and my fav:
"I smoke because it gives me knowledge."

There are so many funny quotes in this game, it's amazing. Even if you don't game, it's still worth it to buy this game just to hear all the funny stuff the pedestrians say.