The Chicken Killers!!!

[Euphoric]

and now for some interesting facts about these little cluckers hehe

â?¢ Chickens are as smart as mammals, including some primates, according to animal behaviorist Dr. Chris Evans, who runs the animal behavior lab at Macquarie University in Australia and lectures on his work with chickens.

â?¢ In 2002, the PBS documentary The Natural History of the Chicken revealed that â??[c]hickens love to watch television and have vision similar to humans. They also seem to enjoy all forms of music, especially classical.â?�

â?¢ Like us, chickens form strong family ties and mourn when they lose a loved one.

want more? http://www.peta.org/feat/hiddenlives/

SMOKE WEED NOT YOUR FRIENDS

[Imotep]

im not surprised by that.
i kept chooks until a dumb fuck builder dug under my fence and collapsed it and a fox got in.
couple of em were really clever. they could spot a bug in a jungle no worries.
cant wait to get some more.
if n when i move to the country i'll use em for meat from time to time as well.
sucked to find my biggest smartest hen decapitated. it had been sittin there too long to eat though and i didnt have time to clean her. sob.big, heavy, organic free range chook.
they had very good lives, huntin bugs and foraging on hundreds of plant species until they died a violent horrible death.

they are great animals. i like pigs too.
and goats.
fuck i hate dogs though.

[GHoSToKeR]

i hate geese

they're planning something

[Imotep]

geese u gotta watch.
lol gt

[Bro DZ]

sucked to find my biggest smartest hen decapitated. it had been sittin there too long to eat though and i didnt have time to clean her. sob.big, heavy, organic free range chook.

what a waste... that probably would have been the best chicken you ate all year

oh well LoL

peace

[Imotep]

what a waste... that probably would have been the best chicken you ate all year

oh well LoL

peace

yep she wouldve been real tasty.
stupid fuckin fox only ate one too.
they need education bastard animals.
eat more fox.

[RESiNATE]

Seeing that picture of the chicken brought back the nightmares, dude......

..there were 6420 of those types of faces, blinking innocently at me, as I drew the curtains across my truck...they probably thought that I was taking them to a far away field of green and sunshine...poor fuckers...the only green they would've seen would have been the gloves of the murderous bastards that fed them into the 'chicken-killer-machine'!!!!

..I'm going to be sick....

[Mrs PotatoHead]

Once when I was younger and livin in the sticks. We kept some chickens they were so cute and yes very clever, but the bloody rooster was insane. Sometimes you couldn't get near the coops to collect the eggs and then he went medi-evil and started just pecking any chicken he could find to death. (good way to teach children about pecking order) Well sorry to say but the rooster just had to go. Now before I go on about the rooster,s demise I will just add that we were originally city folk and really didn't have a bloody clue about raising chickens let alone killing them. So my mum grabbed the axe my brother grabbed the rooster and placed him very unceremoniously on the chopping block...down came the axe.. the head did not come off...down came the axe again...and you guessed it head and body did not seperate. (Maybe we should have sharpened the axe I hear you say). Now even I who had been attacked by this rooster on many occassions was in tears. Don't ask me how we killed him in the end but we did and we felt so bad that my mum stewed him for hours so that he would not be wasted. I will end with after my first bite I knew why that head was not coming off.

[Euphoric]

mrs. potatohead thats not a very nice story. serioussly...earth to potato
hehe..and sorry reinstate. i did not mean to help you relive that terrible moment.
i just thought i'd try to rally more concern by attaching a face to the issue. of course it didn't work it only gave one person some nightmares! oops
pretty birdies, tho

[Mrs PotatoHead]

Sorry didn't realise we had to tell nice stories. I was of the thought the thread was about chicken killers.

I agree that we should respect animals more. My rooster got to be a rooster he lived a lot longer than many chickens and we did not mean to make his death so awful.

My mum had a pet chicken for many years. One of those beautiful red and green shiny kind and it slept on her bed and lived a very long happy life. She said it was a very friendly, clever chicken and loved listening to music.

Is that story nice enough Euphoric.lol