The Chicken Killers!!!

[Euphoric]

silly people

[never 2 much]

hmm did i tell you that im a umm.... a.... a cat!

*rolls over*

hahaha, i love you more.
but you dont have to tell me that, ill love you neway

[RESiNATE]

i TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH - (apart from I left the caps lock on, and can't bothered to back-space and delete it, but could've just as well, done it in the time I've been blabbing on about how I couldn't be arsed to delete it...what?)

Yeah, so if you hit a pigeon, it's like feathers AND dust, man! There was a spate of suicide pigeons, recently, they were dive bombing my car, and one hit the windscreen ;''--SHIT...there was loads of dust, like if you have just bashed a duster fullof dust...and it left like, a dusty outline of it's body on the windscreen too...hahaha..FAF, like a chalk outline, of 'mid-flight-pigeon'...lmfaoooo

Yeah, so there you go...the moral of the story is...don't bash a pigeon to death indoors, as the dust will be a nightmare!

thanks

[Imotep]

dusty outline lol

[RESiNATE]

Yeah, dusty outline, dude, lol...I was harrowing - I had to look at this pigeon shaped outline for ages...lol...well, until it rained again...hhehehehe

I hate ex-missusses who expect me to live my life around their schedule, and use the kids as a weapon...well, fuck you, bitch, I'm having a cup of tea, and you'll just have to fucking wait, won't you!

Don't wanna wait?...well, tough shit, you lard arse bitch fuck - deal with it.

Bwhahahahahaahahahahahaha
That shut her up, dinit

[RESiNATE]

err..I think I posted that last bit in the wrong thread...doh! I'm such a stoner

*shuffles off whilst mumbling incoherently to himself*

[maryjanemama]

I would never ever harm an animal but I do know that if you throw a rock and hit a hen/rooster in the neck, it's neck will break and it's head will snap back like a twig. This info was relayed to be by my hubby who was once a sick and twisted youth (now he's just an old grumpy fart).

[RESiNATE]

lol@grumpy old fart

there's alot of it going round, MJM
must be something in the water.......

[Ammie]

lol thats what i call my dad a grumpy old fart

[maryjanemama]

lol thats what i call my dad a grumpy old fart

lol Actually, my husband is old enough to be your dad, Ammie.