this happened to me today!

it was my 2nd day back to work after not working for 6 months. basically i'm in a training class for 3 weeks, and i used to work at this place before so i know all the procedures. basically it's very boring, sitting on my ass all day while i listen to some guy talk about the shit i already know.

well lunch time comes around and my coworker (and new friend) is like "wanna smoke a bowl? of course i'm dying to smoke a bowl so i say "sure" and we scurry off to my car to hotbox the car in the parking lot. he packed 1 bowl of granddaddy and i got so fucking stoned off of it.. it was beautiful bud and it tasted like heaven .

lunchtime goes by, and i'm stoned as fuck through the entire lunch. then we go back to class and the girl sitting next to me could obviously smell the pot and sees my bloodshot eyes, so she's like "i know what YOU DID! YOU WERE SMOKING POT!" and she tells all her friends and everybody starts giggling and they're like "HEY IAN LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES, HEY IAN WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO RED AND GLASSY?" while laughing hysterically. So the only thing i did was laugh and tried to hide it the best that i could. but there was no getting around the fact that i had indeed smoked some fine dank at work. to make it even more embarassing i was made a spectacle of ... but i dont think anybody gives a shit if you smoke drugs at work , not even management.

so basically the last 4 hours of work were spent in lala land. how nice! twas a splendid day indeed.