*Funny High Stories*

[dryst]

post random stories about when u were high

mine was a while back me and buncha people were watching final destination as blazed...and at first it was cool...we were fine eating popcorn and chips and shit, well i guess the concept finally sunk in and we all started trippin out cause we thought we were next to die...so we;re all huddled together on the floor of this chicks house scared shitless and this chick just bust out crying, like sobbing her eyes out saying she was to young to die and she could feel death comin in throw the vents and cracks in the door which freaked us out even more...i woulda been fine but u usally when im high it ends with my thinking weird ass thought...usually about death, so i was trippin balls along with everyone eles lol i look back now and im like wow what a buncha pussies...but ya we all laughed at each other the next day...

dryst Reviewed by dryst on 09-08-2006. *Funny High Stories* post random stories about when u were high mine was a while back me and buncha people were watching final destination as blazed...and at first it was cool...we were fine eating popcorn and chips and shit, well i guess the concept finally sunk in and we all started trippin out cause we thought we were next to die...so we;re all huddled together on the floor of this chicks house scared shitless and this chick just bust out crying, like sobbing her eyes out saying she was to young to die and Rating: 5

[johnnyAKABob]

i was round my mates flat on the 3rd floor, it was about 2am, we were pretty stoned sat there watching black books, when all of a sudden my mate walks out. i figured he was just going to bed or something. about an hour later the buzzer goes, but i didnt bother answering it because i figured my mate would do it. another half an hour passed and my mate comes stumbeling in. he comes in and is like "dude why didnt you let me in i just had to climb through a first floor window to get in, ive just been sleepwalking down town, and woke up in the highstreet with glass in my foot and no idea of how i got there" lol that was a quality night

[herbollah]

one time , me and a couple of mates were puffing at another friends house. well the guy , whose house we were in , was in the kitchen with one of the other guys doing blasts(hot knives) while me and the other guy were in the living room watching porn. the guy who was with me was holding a knife , which he was tapping on the arm of the sofa , not in a threatening way or anything like that , he was just fidgeting. so , the other two finish doin' blasts and come into the living room to join us , when all of a sudden the guy who lives here(it's his knife btw) sees him with the knife and starts freakin' out. he's like "hey man, calm down , take it easy". at first we're just thinking it's a joke , but then he runs for his life , straight out his front door and down the street. then he starts chasing a van that had some guy with a microphone shoutin' shit about voting in an election. man , it was the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life

[dryst]

lol

i hang out with a group of people (non stoners for the most part...) and we just hang out at the same kids house every weekend and get trashed...ill usually slip out the back and smoke a j with someone...well at his house its like tradition to fuck with the first person that passes out...well 1 night this kids falls asleep, and his brother calls his cell phone and pick it up and is like hey im comin over in a bout 30 min...so were like aight...so his brother is like some super anti-gay homophob jock guy....so we dress the kid that fell asleep in the dudes house that were staying ats sisters clothes...and put makeup and everything...so we see his brother coming down the driveway...right before he walks in we get some other kidk (through much negotating) to lay down next to him and pretend to be passed out to...his walks in, we all run into the kitchen and continue drinkin and having fun and we hear his borther flip the fuck out when he sees whats going on on the couch....lol he starts beating the shit outta the kid while hes sleeping, hes like wtf are u doing dude ur dressed like a chick...the kid jumps up and is like wtf are u talkin about...lol needless to say his brother still thinks hes some kind of fairy to this day

[dryst]

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[too as in also]

the other day me and a few friends were driving down the street and we stop at a light,we were way in the back and were behind this truck.so we sit there for about five minutes(at least),we watched the light change so we were just sitting there like "what the fuck?"then this black dude walks up with a gas can and starts to fill up his tank.then it hit us...we had been sitting behind a car with nobody in it.it was even funnier because there was a line of people behind us thinking the same thing.........it was great:rasta:

[dryst]

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[IanCurtisWishlist]

this happened to me today!

it was my 2nd day back to work after not working for 6 months. basically i'm in a training class for 3 weeks, and i used to work at this place before so i know all the procedures. basically it's very boring, sitting on my ass all day while i listen to some guy talk about the shit i already know.

well lunch time comes around and my coworker (and new friend) is like "wanna smoke a bowl? of course i'm dying to smoke a bowl so i say "sure" and we scurry off to my car to hotbox the car in the parking lot. he packed 1 bowl of granddaddy and i got so fucking stoned off of it.. it was beautiful bud and it tasted like heaven .

lunchtime goes by, and i'm stoned as fuck through the entire lunch. then we go back to class and the girl sitting next to me could obviously smell the pot and sees my bloodshot eyes, so she's like "i know what YOU DID! YOU WERE SMOKING POT!" and she tells all her friends and everybody starts giggling and they're like "HEY IAN LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES, HEY IAN WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO RED AND GLASSY?" while laughing hysterically. So the only thing i did was laugh and tried to hide it the best that i could. but there was no getting around the fact that i had indeed smoked some fine dank at work. to make it even more embarassing i was made a spectacle of ... but i dont think anybody gives a shit if you smoke drugs at work , not even management.

so basically the last 4 hours of work were spent in lala land. how nice! twas a splendid day indeed.

[dryst]

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[S.P.Q.R.]

Dude stop bumping, that's really childish. If nobody wants to reply to your thread, they're not going to..