i got one that is not so much funny as it is rediculous.

ok so last year me my boys andre, austin, and josh are leaving school and are ready to roll a blunt of some dank ass bud when this girl jessica that we know from school asks if she can come smoke with us. we agreed and let her come along even tho we are serious bud smokers and this was her first time. so we go to this spot in the woods thats like a little wooden foot bridge that goes over a creek and we spark up the fatty. everything was going fine untill about the 3rd time the blunt got around to this chick and we could tell she was getting a little too high, this was some crucial ass bud let me remind you. and after she hands me the blunt she starts getting real quiet. we are all joking around and making conversation but she is just staring into nothingness. all of a sudden she leans backwards over the hand rail of the bridge and we all paid her no mind cuz we were high ass shit and thought she was just stretching her back out or some shit, all of a sudden she goes limp and we hear this bitch start to snore!!! we had no idea if she was having a seizure or what the fuck was going on. the only thing i could think to do was hold the lighter under her palm and when she felt the burn she snaps back to reality and was like "where am i" at this point we were staight geeking and were just laughing right in her face. i dont think she is ever gonna be able to smoke again after that experience.
juicy james Reviewed by juicy james on . *Funny High Stories* post random stories about when u were high mine was a while back me and buncha people were watching final destination as blazed...and at first it was cool...we were fine eating popcorn and chips and shit, well i guess the concept finally sunk in and we all started trippin out cause we thought we were next to die...so we;re all huddled together on the floor of this chicks house scared shitless and this chick just bust out crying, like sobbing her eyes out saying she was to young to die and Rating: 5