*Funny High Stories*

[dryst]

Dude stop bumping, that's really childish. If nobody wants to reply to your thread, they're not going to..

im a very immature person ...and i apperciate it if u stop ur pointless flaming ...if u dont like it then dont open my thread

thx and have a nice day :thumbsup:

[potsmokingnome]

im a very immature person ...and i apperciate it if u stop ur pointless flaming ...if u dont like it then dont open my thread

thx and have a nice day :thumbsup:

LOL I said it before and I'll say it again! your one funny fucker LOL

[dryst]

LOL I said it before and I'll say it again! your one funny fucker LOL

lol ur making me laugh to

[potsmokingnome]

lol ur making me laugh to

kewl, I'm glad I thought I just proably annoy people... lol

[dryst]

well i love annoying people ...thats my callin in life...to piss people off...i should bump em all again just to piss him off more...

[potsmokingnome]

lol

[D1me]

yea dryst stop bumping. ok what happened to me today? ok. here goes:

Started out at 630 this morning, gettin ready to go snowboarding at arapahoe basin, but there was a blizzard last night so the weather is shitty like 5 inches of snow on the ground. my friend *name* picks me up at 7:00, then we take off to a-basin with snowboards and gear. we get about and hour and a half up I-70 then found out it was closed. fuck. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT!!!! so gay. we turn around and head out to go board somelocal hills, hiking style. We go near this place we know (this is a very mountainous region of usa). ok it's blizzarding, and the car can bearly get up the parking lot near the spot. so we get out and hike for like 15 minutes in 25 degrees weather with wind so hard i fell over from it twice. but we were determined and PISSED at having to turn around. so we hiked up a ways. i had packed a joint for a-basin, and i had it with me now. we made a snow fort with our snowboards and tried to light up the joint. but it got wet and we couldnt keep the lighter lit. damnittt. now we put the j away and got ready to try to snowboard this. k so we start strapping in, which sucks because you fall over from the wind. then we start moving. sort of. we get stuck in all the snow because the slope isn't steep enough! damn so we eventually get back to his car. and start drying out the j. drive around and smoke it. the day was good from then on but some funny shit happened. *name* tries to open his sunroof to look at something, hes high as fuck, and a gigantic load falls through the sunroof onto his head! lol. then when we open the windows to air out the car a semi splashes a shitload of slush into the windows.

[DLEEZN]

i was round my mates flat on the 3rd floor, it was about 2am, we were pretty stoned sat there watching black books, when all of a sudden my mate walks out. i figured he was just going to bed or something. about an hour later the buzzer goes, but i didnt bother answering it because i figured my mate would do it. another half an hour passed and my mate comes stumbeling in. he comes in and is like "dude why didnt you let me in i just had to climb through a first floor window to get in, ive just been sleepwalking down town, and woke up in the highstreet with glass in my foot and no idea of how i got there" lol that was a quality night

hahahahahah wow im laughing so hard...and im not even stoned

[harlequinlibertine]

This is a story about my second time ever getting high. My friend and I were in the backseat of her boyfriend's car while he was driving us around the alleys of our neighborhood at about 3 in the afternoon. We were both slouched down in our seats smoking out of a little glass pipe and the windows were cracked. We were driving for so long and smoking so much that after a while I had no idea where we were. My friend was explaining in great detail the science of how bongs work, but I wasnt understanding a word she was saying. We smoked and smoked and smoked some more. Then we started to drive on the street right infront of every one's houses and continued to smoke. I was taking a hit when I noticed a guy in his front yard watering his flowers. I was like "oh shit!" and smoke started pouring out of my mouth. He totally saw me and just shook his head and laughed and kept on watering his flowers as we kept driving. Then, later on down the street, we saw a kid in his yard barbecuing. He just smiled and waved at us. When we got home, my friend's boyfriend stopped the car and my freind got out, but while I was getting out, the car started rolling bachwards really slowely. I was halfway in the car, halfway being dragged and laughing my ass off. We were all in absolute hysterics.

[juicy james]

i got one that is not so much funny as it is rediculous.

ok so last year me my boys andre, austin, and josh are leaving school and are ready to roll a blunt of some dank ass bud when this girl jessica that we know from school asks if she can come smoke with us. we agreed and let her come along even tho we are serious bud smokers and this was her first time. so we go to this spot in the woods thats like a little wooden foot bridge that goes over a creek and we spark up the fatty. everything was going fine untill about the 3rd time the blunt got around to this chick and we could tell she was getting a little too high, this was some crucial ass bud let me remind you. and after she hands me the blunt she starts getting real quiet. we are all joking around and making conversation but she is just staring into nothingness. all of a sudden she leans backwards over the hand rail of the bridge and we all paid her no mind cuz we were high ass shit and thought she was just stretching her back out or some shit, all of a sudden she goes limp and we hear this bitch start to snore!!! we had no idea if she was having a seizure or what the fuck was going on. the only thing i could think to do was hold the lighter under her palm and when she felt the burn she snaps back to reality and was like "where am i" at this point we were staight geeking and were just laughing right in her face. i dont think she is ever gonna be able to smoke again after that experience.