hey that not funny at all

one time when i was 13, i got in a fight with a kid who picked up a "half-lemon" and hit me in the eye with it.........

that shit burned my eye for like 20-30 minutes....

i was winning the fight untill he kicked my ass after i grabbed my eye from the damn lemon he threw at me.........

but if i can throw one back at him....... then yes, lets take over the world
ronjohn420 Reviewed by ronjohn420 on . My world domination plans using LEMONS! Yes, I plan on world domination using the power harnessed from lemons. If anyone tries to stop me, or doesn't believe in me, I will squirt a hefty amount of lemon juice in your eyes. However, if anyone wishes to join my efforts, let me know and I can make you one of my evil henchmen. We must also defeat my two rivals who plan on doing the same thing using oranges and grapefruits. We must all believe lemons are the true path to world domination, and learn to harness their acidic properties Rating: 5