hey that not funny at all

one time when i was 13, i got in a fight with a kid who picked up a "half-lemon" and hit me in the eye with it.........

that shit burned my eye for like 20-30 minutes....

i was winning the fight untill he kicked my ass after i grabbed my eye from the damn lemon he threw at me.........

but if i can throw one back at him....... then yes, lets take over the world