Quote Originally Posted by dryst
so tell me more about this grapefruit and orange wielding faction?
A few of my arch-rivals decided to steal my ideas from me and make similar plans using oranges and grapefruits. However, we all know they cannot compare to the power of lemons. Grapefruits may be bitter, but lemons are sour enough to cancel out their effects. Oranges are too sweet and won't do any good as it is. That is why we will succeed.

Oh, it seems I have a neighbor who is building a world domination laboratory as well. I think his name was William Wonka, and it seems he is trying to take over the world using chocolate...think of the tooth decay and bad addictions he could cause! He could take over the world before we get a chance. He must be stopped by all means. Besides, he annoys me and seems quite eccentric. That's why he just can't be trusted.