??Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT??S relativity.? - Albert Einstein

I've been interested in time distortion for a little while now. I had an experience of it today when listening to the Scotland football game. The game seemed to whizz by until the last 5 minutes. Lithuania scored to bring the score to 1-2 to the Scots. I started to think.. "get this game over quick!". The commentator said 4 minutes to go.. Lithuania on the attack.. I was almost biting my nails. It felt like 5 minutes had gone by and I was waiting to get an update on the time.. "3 minutes 30 seconds to go"..."WHAT!" now I WAS biting my nails. Lithuania attack again but just miss. I was now sure another couple of minutes had been eaten up... "3 minutes to go".. "ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!". Well this went on for seemed like a half hour until the referee finally blew for full time. This is the kind of time distortion I don't like.

I cast my mind back now to my early days of toking and remember how I would let my mind wander on what seemed like an age in a pleasant daydream. I would pop out of it and check the clock thinking 10 minutes had passed. One minute on the clock. Now this is the kind of time distortion I love.

Has anyone else experienced time distortion.. good or bad?

PS. There is an interesting book on hypnosis and more specifically time distortion called "Time for a Change" by Richard Bandler. He gives the reader the tools to take control of their perception of time.
bhouncy Reviewed by bhouncy on . Time distortion ??Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT??S relativity.? - Albert Einstein I've been interested in time distortion for a little while now. I had an experience of it today when listening to the Scotland football game. The game seemed to whizz by until the last 5 minutes. Lithuania scored to bring the score to 1-2 to the Scots. I started to think.. "get this game over quick!". The Rating: 5