A male point of view

[ineedskillz]

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.



Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be


Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.


Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT


Yesâ?? and â??Noâ?? are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question


Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

Morning bong load's are a great way....to start the day

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days


If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

4:20 is a daily event that should be celebrated with freinds

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one


You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done

Not both
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself


Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials


Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we



ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.


If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.



If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle


If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear


When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really



Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
Weed,Sex,
Sport's, or
Cars


You have enough clothes


You have too many shoes




I am in shape. Round is a shape.


Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.



Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education

ineedskillz Reviewed by ineedskillz on 10-21-2004. A male point of view We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. :D Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Rating: 5

[psychocat]

Fuckin brilliant my good man. LOL

[Imotep]

hehehahahahhohohoho

the world has gone mad.
and to think mens liberation usually means we are allowed to cry and use hair products.

[kyle]

genius!

[Kid Dynamite]

power brother...power

[Lulu]

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

Hahahahahahaha I luv that one

[ickivicki]

lmao! "I am in shape. Round is a shape."


This is my new motto.

[apsinthion]

ROFLMAO!!!

That was fantastic!

I wonder why I didn't see this the first time round.

[mysteria]

I'm a girl, and I agree with most of these.

[XTC]

"I love those magazines that say "100 ways to please your man" by some woman...... 100 ways are they nuts? Just play with his balls, make him a sandwhich and stop talking so much" -- Dave Chappele