Lost my virginity to my first gf before I moved (she insisted because I was leaving forever, basically. I was 15). Then got laid by this girl that was like 4 years older than me a few days after I moved. Then I went for almost 2 years of not getting any because I didn't speak English and my stupid ass thought it was scaring away the girls. I then rediscovered the light after I became more comfortable with the language. It's been bangin' since then.
DannyMan Reviewed by DannyMan on . longest drought in between having sex? Im 22 and I havent had beaver in two years after getting it almost every night of the week for a long time....thats prolly long enough to pronounce my dick legally dead..........its like one day i woke up and i no longer impress the ladies, i cant even get a decent conversation and then after a couple months you think damn man its gonna get better, ill get laid again,but damn it never happens. im cursed and so is my wiener! thank god i have good shit to smoke or i would have killed myself a Rating: 5