longest drought in between having sex?

[hammertime]

Im 22 and I havent had beaver in two years after getting it almost every night of the week for a long time....thats prolly long enough to pronounce my dick legally dead..........its like one day i woke up and i no longer impress the ladies, i cant even get a decent conversation and then after a couple months you think damn man its gonna get better, ill get laid again,but damn it never happens. im cursed and so is my wiener! thank god i have good shit to smoke or i would have killed myself a long time ago. im pretty sure i win longest drought award even though thats not the fuckin prize i want in my trophy case. im probably gonna continue my losing for another 40 years so if your gonna beat me you better outlive my dumb ass!

hammertime Reviewed by hammertime on 09-04-2006. longest drought in between having sex? Im 22 and I havent had beaver in two years after getting it almost every night of the week for a long time....thats prolly long enough to pronounce my dick legally dead..........its like one day i woke up and i no longer impress the ladies, i cant even get a decent conversation and then after a couple months you think damn man its gonna get better, ill get laid again,but damn it never happens. im cursed and so is my wiener! thank god i have good shit to smoke or i would have killed myself a Rating: 5

[cambam]

Ditto, nearly exactly. Had a g/f for a year, loads of shags etc, broke up with her. 6 months wivout sex, found another gf for 3 months loads of sex. Broke it off with her, had a booty call or two last march (05) and nothing since. I need punani, but I ain't under any pressure, I don't need it, I know I aint gay. I can just wait, as I aint a male slut. It has to be someone I really like. Its just the way I been brought up. I am 21/m.

[miadol]

yoo im also 22 and right now its 1yr and counting.. had a girl for about a yr and just fucked and smoked all day every day.. but havent gotten any since then.. if it wasnt for the chronic i dont think i could take it any longer either.. life sucks right now!!

[trippruss]

but i was in prison

[mainstreet]

Probably around a couple of months.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Had a boyfriend, was banging every day anytime I felt like, which was atleast 3 times a day. Some shit went down, we broke up and now I can't have sex without crying.

So it's been since february with only 2 shags in between, which were hell.

[sanguinekane]

About a year and a few months. I had the uncanny ability to go through my entire freshman year at college and not get laid once. Sad, isn't it?

[spatte21]

I started when I was 16 and Im 20 now i think the longest Ive gone is 2 months without since then. Ive been pretty lucky in my life to get a lot of girls

[ThePurpleMan]

fuck u guys lol... im 16 and im still a virgin...

[Transition Force]

fuck u guys lol... im 16 and im still a virgin...

I beatcha. 20 and still a virgin.