Im 22 and I havent had beaver in two years after getting it almost every night of the week for a long time....thats prolly long enough to pronounce my dick legally dead..........its like one day i woke up and i no longer impress the ladies, i cant even get a decent conversation and then after a couple months you think damn man its gonna get better, ill get laid again,but damn it never happens. im cursed and so is my wiener! thank god i have good shit to smoke or i would have killed myself a long time ago. im pretty sure i win longest drought award even though thats not the fuckin prize i want in my trophy case. im probably gonna continue my losing for another 40 years so if your gonna beat me you better outlive my dumb ass!
hammertime Reviewed by hammertime on . longest drought in between having sex? Im 22 and I havent had beaver in two years after getting it almost every night of the week for a long time....thats prolly long enough to pronounce my dick legally dead..........its like one day i woke up and i no longer impress the ladies, i cant even get a decent conversation and then after a couple months you think damn man its gonna get better, ill get laid again,but damn it never happens. im cursed and so is my wiener! thank god i have good shit to smoke or i would have killed myself a Rating: 5