hum... lets see.. some stoner stories. what do you wanna hear man? funny, scary? i have one from last night tho, me and my bud bob were driveing my car home from his house to pick up my truck to go mail box smashing (i know what your all thinking, dumbass's smashing other ppls mail boxes.) so we got my truck and got a few mail boxes but not just random people ppl that i already have it out for. and i knew i was runnin low on gas (my gas gage is always on E it doesnt work..) big bob lights up a nice sized bowl as i head to the gas station and once again i ran out of gas about a mile and a half away from the gas station. i turn my hazerds on and a nice guy in a van ask's if i need any help i said i ran out of gas and would appreciate a ride down the road to get some gas.. so he took me there and we passed 2 ohio state patrols in a row and i was like shit.. that cant be good.. i put some gas in my gas can and we head back.. and as soon as we turn onto the road i saw police lights ahead, i thought just my luck.. i had two 6 packs of beer, 2 king cobras, and a half ounce and my bowl in the front of the truck.. oh and a big fucking bat that we were smashing mail boxes with.. we get up there and it was a sheriff of my county, big bob was already standing outside the truck but the sheriff was sitting in his car, he said that he just pulled up and saw my hazards and told the big guy in the truck to turn them off so i dident run down my battery and he had his lights on so people could see better, he was a nice guy about it and i got in my truck and took off.. kind of odd because bob said that he came up to the truck with a flash light as was looking inside the truck, he never asked for my license or anything.. well that was just a story that just happend and figured i would tell it.. well take care.