Ordering Chinese food is the hardest thing in the world when you're high (even when sober)....

HELLO? CHINA FUN 1!

pfft... LoL... yea i'd like a delivery please

ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBAA?

LOL!!!! um pffffffffttttt........ hehehe... "CLICK"

Why did you hang up?!?!
It's too funny man!

so i try to call

HALLO? CHINA FUN 1!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLICK

see i told you man! it's too hard!

This goes on and on with each friend who keeps throwing the phone to someone else or just hangs up.

The trick to ordering food when high is to write on a paper a list of what to get with your number and address so you can read it to the guy on the phone.