say "............i wonder what my dad is doin right now"..
then say ".....proplly getting wasted"..
then say ".....gee! i wanna be just like him mom. stoned and wasted just like my pops!"
then go take a hit in the kitchen immediately and don't let the smoke out.
they say ".....yeah mannnn! i'm just like my pops. wow! what a role model!"
then fix some food and offer you mom some and ask her what she'd like..
throughout that scenario you might her words coming out of other mouths, but pay no attention to them, they are just noises! once you finished, hit the books and turn those A Bs into A* As... yeah right