cake or pie????

[Nochowderforyou]

What if my favorite is cheesecake? Is it a cake or a pie? I know its called cheesecake, but doesn't it have the same properties as a pie and none of the properties of a cake? This question is no fair to me...lol.

Oooo, cheesecake. Yeah, that's a tough one.

Why don't we just call it standard cake, and by standard, I mean soft moistness, like a vagina , or dryness, like a vagina too, kind of cake? Like the kind that rises in the oven, you know,

and pie, like normal pie. No chicken or beef pies, like an apple, cherry, blueberry, strawberry, etc...pies, and no cream pies, you cheaters.