Cigarettes. lol

I was really drunk one time and took out a cigarette and put it in ass-backwards and lit the filter and took a huge drag. Coughed for about 10 minutes, tasted like rotten asshole.

Then one time, I was reallyyyyyy desperate so I broke up a cigarette and put it in my pipe. That was fuckin HARRRRSSHHHHH, tasted like shit, and just made me feel sick.

So, tobacco is the worst thing I've ever (tried) smoked.