Huge Moth!

[lagstronaut]

once me and my friend were in starbucks, and he put this thin branch kinda thing on my back because we're immature, and the fuckin thing turned out to be a walking stick, walkin all over my ass

[iNfamouzJ]

Damn those huge moths are freakin scary as hell... =[[

[iNfamouzJ]

Dude, I slammed a huge pillow on it with all my strength 5 times! The thing was like hercules of the moths man.:stoned:

LOL this is gonna be on my signature now

[Pride]

One time my dad was sleeping outside and was dreaming and relaxing.. then suddenly a fuckin bat flies down and, like, kisses my dad and flies the fuck away LOL!!!!!!!
Craziest thing I've ever seen.
That bat was seriously looking for trouble and taunting humans.

My dad?
He jumped up yelling WTF?!?!
lol funny shit

[iNfamouzJ]

One time my dad was sleeping outside and was dreaming and relaxing.. then suddenly a fuckin bat flies down and, like, kisses my dad and flies the fuck away LOL!!!!!!!
Craziest thing I've ever seen.
That bat was seriously looking for trouble and taunting humans.

My dad?
He jumped up yelling WTF?!?!
lol funny shit

THAT IS GREAT

[ate]

Poor moth.

[onefourninezero]

That reminds me of a science trip I went on last year with my entire year group... we stopped at a service station, and one of the guys in my class found a huge moth on the ceiling, so he scooped it into a bag of sweets he was about to buy, then paid for the sweets and tried to return them, saying he found a moth in there. Haha needless to say, he didn't get a refund.

And he kept the moth. In fact he let it go out of the fire escape of the coach and it hit the windscreen of the car behind us. The person driving must have been so scared because this thing was like a small bird!

[cole]

one time me and my lady were smokin on her porch and this big ass moth like attacked us haha we were so high and it was kinda freaky but we finaly killed it haha, then one time agean were were realy high and there was this humungus grasshopper in her kitchen haha , i hit it and thought i killed it, but it jumped tward me and i screamed like a little girl and ran out hahah then went back to finnish the job haha

[MudFu]

That story is actually mildly funny to me. Last year, my friends and I spent all summer pretty much just smoking weed and hanging out at one of their houses. One of my friends, has this fear of moths, says they eat clothes cause they are trying to get to the people and eat them...right.

When we smoked weed, it was always out on her deck. The party deck hehe. Had the summer lights on and sometimes the bright deck lights if it was to dark. Anyways, we would sit at the table that was under the lights when we smoked. One night while we were smoking, a moth flew down and landed on her face. She FREAKED! We looked up at the lights and all we could see was these hugh ass moths flying around, falling to the table. She wasn't long taking off to the house, turning the lights off and skipping the weed. We almost died laughing.

[sanguinekane]

I've seen giant moths (bigest was about the size of my fist, creepy mother fucker to, but luckily he just sat in one place outside for a long while before flying away), but nothing freaked me out as much as the giant spider that wouldn't die. I hate spiders, I realise they serve a vital function in nature, and I don't want them extinct or anything, but if one comes near me, so help me gods I will either kill it or run the fuck away.

So about 2 years ago, I was in my house and suddenly I hear my sister scream. I run into her room and the biggest spider I've ever seen around here is crawling across her wall. This fucker was easily 2 or 3 inches across, and though it didn't look poisonous, rules are rules and that damn thing had to die for violating the sanctuary of our home. First we tried spraying it with raid, the thing curled up for a few minutes, but then kept on moving. Next my sister tried to crush it with a book. She got one of her heavy ass text books and slammed it against the wall. Again, the spider seemed unfazed and just kept it's march further into the house. We were getting a bit worried at this point, so I brought out the big guns, a can of spray base paint and a lighter. I waited till it climbed onto something relatively non-flammable and then toasted the mother fucker. Still, it wouldn't die, so we eventually worked up the nerve to try and dislodge it into a bucket of water, where it eventually drowned after a few hours. That fucker put up one hell of a fight.