It's time for a good old stoner story recall:

About 3 weeks ago, me and my friend were at his house, kinda out in the cuts smoking a blunt or three. Anyway, we're in his back yard, and lo and behold the biggest moth I've ever seen. It was the size of a milk saucer, and it was a beast.

It's buzzing around and attacking chickens and shit, so when it lands my buddy gets a paint scraper and cuts it right in half. The bottom half flies away when he twisted the scraper away all samurai like, and the top half along with part of the body flies into a bucket of chicken water.

It layed there, flailing around and splashing water everywhere. So he sprayed it with WD-40 and lit it ablaze. It lived, so we sprayed it with about 6 different poisons and drowned it with a broom. That shit was real, I felt so bad.

Hell of a bug.

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