Huge Moth!

[Captain Hanks]

So last night after doing my ritual of getting blazed and watching tv I decided to go to bed. I was getting pretty comforable untill I heard a thumping noise. I though I was just really high and decided to ignore it. Then the same thumping noise continued. I thought it was my alarm clock so I grabbed it and put it next to my ear to see if the noises aligned. It didn't! I get somewhat freaked out and turn the lights on to see what's going down. I check around my room and find nothing so I figure that it was just something outside. Then I hear the same noise, so I look up, and I see a moth half the size of my fist pounding against my skylight window! I try to smash it with the spare pillow but the thing is just so damn fast so I decide to ignore it. I go back to bed getting pretty numb (about to fall asleep) only to see it fly 2 inches from my face buzzing as loud as can be. I didn't sleep well last night...

Captain Hanks Reviewed by Captain Hanks on 09-03-2006. Huge Moth! So last night after doing my ritual of getting blazed and watching tv I decided to go to bed. I was getting pretty comforable untill I heard a thumping noise. I though I was just really high and decided to ignore it. Then the same thumping noise continued. I thought it was my alarm clock so I grabbed it and put it next to my ear to see if the noises aligned. It didn't! I get somewhat freaked out and turn the lights on to see what's going down. I check around my room and find nothing so I figure Rating: 5

[D1me]

that sucks, hopefully some cat will devour it

[DiabloHaze87]

I met one of those big bastards high as hell. Its was nuts, biggest moth I had ever seen.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

The worst is when you get a cricket stuck in your room somehow and the fuckin' thing won't shut up...

[Guitarhooligan]

It's time for a good old stoner story recall:

About 3 weeks ago, me and my friend were at his house, kinda out in the cuts smoking a blunt or three. Anyway, we're in his back yard, and lo and behold the biggest moth I've ever seen. It was the size of a milk saucer, and it was a beast.

It's buzzing around and attacking chickens and shit, so when it lands my buddy gets a paint scraper and cuts it right in half. The bottom half flies away when he twisted the scraper away all samurai like, and the top half along with part of the body flies into a bucket of chicken water.

It layed there, flailing around and splashing water everywhere. So he sprayed it with WD-40 and lit it ablaze. It lived, so we sprayed it with about 6 different poisons and drowned it with a broom. That shit was real, I felt so bad.

Hell of a bug.

fin

[2600]

Moths can get HUGE.

When I worked as a counselor at a therapeutic wilderness camp, we all lived out in the middle of a national forest in east texas. Had to do my paperwork by lamplight in otherwise pitch darkness. You would could not imagine the fucked up insects that exist out there, and they all loved my lamp.

Let me know when moths with wings the size of my HANDS start buzzing your tower! I was beating the shit out of myself and the air trying to defend myself. Not cool, not cool.

[chris40]

Ah the butterfly's ugly cousin.

[Captain Hanks]

It's time for a good old stoner story recall:

About 3 weeks ago, me and my friend were at his house, kinda out in the cuts smoking a blunt or three. Anyway, we're in his back yard, and lo and behold the biggest moth I've ever seen. It was the size of a milk saucer, and it was a beast.

It's buzzing around and attacking chickens and shit, so when it lands my buddy gets a paint scraper and cuts it right in half. The bottom half flies away when he twisted the scraper away all samurai like, and the top half along with part of the body flies into a bucket of chicken water.

It layed there, flailing around and splashing water everywhere. So he sprayed it with WD-40 and lit it ablaze. It lived, so we sprayed it with about 6 different poisons and drowned it with a broom. That shit was real, I felt so bad.

Hell of a bug.

fin

Jeez! What is it with moths and not dying immediately either. I was sitting in my room tonight and decided to burn a little incense. I guesse the smell brough it out of hiding and it took me a good 5 wacks with the pillow for it to stop moving. I should put it in a jar!

[shoi]

there was this cockroach and it woulnt die, i smashed it, shot it a few times, its bottom half was completly gone adn it wouldnt die, it wasnt even dead wen i flushed it down....

[RedRainDrop]

reminds me of the time that i was sitting here on the computer, Crunk as fuck..... and i look behind me, and see a bat flying around my ceiling in circles....

I whacked it down, and put it in a KRAFT DINNER BOX, THEN STABBED THE BOX WITH A KNIFE, AND THREW IT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, AND IT GOT HIT BY A CAR 10 MINS LATER..... oops put on caps...

Anyways it was a trippy ass day.