Quote Originally Posted by Tom Swierzbinski
My mates brother has got one of those Darth Vader masks that changes yer voice so ya sound like him. On the side, in really small lettering, it says 'this helmet does not offer protection whilst riding a motorcycle.'

Well fuck me sideways.
That instantly popped an image into my mind of someone cruising the highways in a darth vader mask on a motorcycle ranting about the powers of the force