some people must be really stupid

[thebeancounter41]

On the side, in really small lettering, it says 'this helmet does not offer protection whilst riding a motorcycle.

Won't offer protection from getting hit by a linebacker either,suprised they didn't include THAT one.

[Nochowderforyou]

My favorite one I saw on a new package of kitchen knives was, "Knives are extremely sharp. Do not apply pressure against skin with edge of blade" Yeah, I'm going to buy a package of brand new knives, that are dull, and to test them out, I think I'll slice myself open.

Like, fuckin duh!

[too as in also]

last year my friend got his nephew a tricycle for his birthday and the front tire said"WARNING, NOT FOR HIGHWAY USE" which sucked because i had planned taking it on the highway:rasta:

[yoda]

last year my friend got his nephew a tricycle for his birthday and the front tire said"WARNING, NOT FOR HIGHWAY USE" which sucked because i had planned taking it on the highway:rasta:

lol, i cant drive 55

[NextLineIsMine]

My mates brother has got one of those Darth Vader masks that changes yer voice so ya sound like him. On the side, in really small lettering, it says 'this helmet does not offer protection whilst riding a motorcycle.'

Well fuck me sideways.

That instantly popped an image into my mind of someone cruising the highways in a darth vader mask on a motorcycle ranting about the powers of the force

[Sabron]

Well..if somone was stupid enough to smoke a blunt witht he straw inside still they should be barred up and hung upside down in a straight jacket and beatin with a dead pus encrusted bloated fungus incrusted maggoty rotting sewer rat

[Nochowderforyou]

That instantly popped an image into my mind of someone cruising the highways in a darth vader mask on a motorcycle ranting about the powers of the force

That's just damn hilarious! :thumbsup:

[FunkyMonkey]

Hahahaha, that reminds of the time I went to north california. We stopped in this little snack shop and upon looking at the chocolate cookies I noticed two store made signs saying: Chocolate Chip Cookies WITH nuts and Chocolate Chip Cookies WITHOUT nuts. I picked up a package of the "WITHOUT nuts" and read the label. The same disclaimer was on there, (as it is with nearly everything), so I mentioned it to the counter person as a joke, ya know. The guy turned so pale he offered me to keep the package for free. I was like woah I was just kidding I'm not gonna sue you man. :thumbsup:

My kid is deathly allergic to nuts so I recieve email notices regarding risky foods and mislabled foods, recalls etc regarding nuts.
I got an email stating that this certain brand of penut butter icecream had been recalled from north american shelves because it failed to have a specific warning label seperate from the ingredient list that stated that it may contain traces of nuts. WTF? My emails saying WTF?! went unanswered.