mwahah i just kinda..scare them to go away. or just live in harmony with them. i think its been like 4 or 5 years since i killed a spider on purpose.

hey y y i think its something like, there are so many spiders everywhere, that where ever you are in the world (except for the pols and the highest mountains) you're never more than 3 feet away from one at any given time. Enjoy! And um, maybe that spider somehow got its DNA cooked behind the microwave making it grow to enourmous size but thats just speculation.