GREATEST POLL IN THE WORLD-UNIVERSE

[00Ampersand]

ditto
~007~

00Ampersand Reviewed by 00Ampersand on 10-20-2004. GREATEST POLL IN THE WORLD-UNIVERSE ditto ~007~ Rating: 5

[ermitonto]

Kerry elected -- Better than Bush.
Jesus returns -- I assume you mean Jesús, which must be some sort of Mexican guy, in which case this is nothing spectacular.
Nun's jello cat-fight -- Unorthodox and intriguing, however gelatin disgusts me.
Torog admitting he likes liberals -- Torog is a slave to the system and I don't really care much about his opinion.
Sex with my clone -- Would that make me bisexual? Hmm...in any case, I'd rather just masturbate.
Waking up with DD-cups -- Holy mother of Cthulhu! Being a man, I don't think that would be too pleasant.
Front row seats to Armageddon -- That movie had so many blatant technical errors it made me want to vomit, not to mention a horrible storyline. Plus, it wasn't even armageddon! If I pay to see a movie called Armageddon, I expect the world to be decimated in the end, dammit!
Finding out that my dad is Superman -- That would be horrible, considering he just died.
Team America wins Academy Awards -- I haven't seen the movie so I can't comment.
Making love with you -- Assuming you're a man, and considering the fact that my sexual orientation is heterosexual, this would also be an unpleasant occurrence. I will pass.

So my choice is Kerry becoming president. I don't really care where he stands on issues or what he thinks, but so long as he CAN think, that makes him better than George "Bomb the Brown People to Hell in the Name of the Lord" Bush.

[Euphoric]

i like this poll. good work

[gjayde]

well done thats a cool poll...

[maryjanemama]

Ok, it was between Torog admitting he likes Liberals and the boobs. The boobs won.

[RESiNATE]

I'm a bloke, and wouldn't mind waking up with DD boobs...cool, I'd be TOTALLY self-sufficient lmaooo

Sex with myself?...it'd prolly hurt too much...

And the US President is only a front man for the people who are really running the world.

So, I guess I'd have to decide what kind of bra I would buy for myself.....unless I didn't wear one....hmmm...nice
lol

[ermitonto]

Yes, I agree that the US President is one of the most powerful tools the system uses to propagate itself, but there certainly is a lesser of two evils in my opinion (although how much less is debatable), and that lesser evil is John Kerry.

[Gaylord Focker]

now that is a good poll

[00Ampersand]

PS: I neglected to mention this, but whichever result ranks #1 WILL happen (not just for the people that voted for it, but everyone on the board)...just a warning
~007~

[High phy]

damn! Jesús coming back for his keys??? fuck that! always stole my stash when he comes! im not letting him near my house again!
Torog admitting sumthin.... i really like to reccomend that guy to read 1984.
if i can change the sex of my clone i think it would be great to fuck HER
mmmmm.... nuns...jello....