if you go to school high, always tell them you've taken TOO MANY BENADRYL (i.e. 2) for your HORRIBLE ALLERGIES before you went to school, which would explain your heavy eyelids and stoned appearance.

When I first started smoking weed, I would smoke before school (I was 18 and out of my parent's house at this time). Well one day I walk into the office and the campus security guard was like "hey have you been smoking weed" and I said "yes I have , and I did it legally too". I showed the people in the office my cannabis card and they sent me on my way to class, saying "oh we understand your condition". The ladies in the office were really cool about it; they didn't really give a shit!

2 days later the principal calls me out of class to have a little talk with me. He told me , in a nutshell, that if I showed up under the influence of marijuana , he was going to send me home. I told him that if he sent me home he better be prepared to go to court. He told me that my medical use of marijuana endangers everybody else around me. I guess a person who is stoned and tired and eating everything in site might be kind of dangerous, but I dont even act stoned when i *am* stoned... he told me that marijuana makes people unpredictible and dangerous and I told him he was full of crap. so I told him I'd file a lawsuit and smoked every day before school after that. After that the bastard never harassed me again.

the point of the story--even if you're a minor, KNOW YOUR RIGHTS MAN. don't volunteer shit to them. there's no way they can look at you and say you're stoned. i'd say you convicted yourself when you admitted to being high.