Dude..i just think she wants you..thats all..If her eyelids are forced shut she is indeed faking it....i whouldnt try anything tho.. mabie its a trap.. mabie she just wants you..you dont know..But i whould just take a handfull of flour and drop it on her face from 4 feet away.. POOF... and then just like..yeah give her a glass of water..put shaving cream mustash on her face...give her somthing to eat..All of these choices are up to you..i reccomend. Flour , Shaving cream on the face ) But if you dont pick her up and put her sitting up.. And shake the fuck out of her..if she dosnt wake up.. take ICE cold water and slowly..SLOWly pour it over her head.. ( slowly because that cold of water should cause problems..headache n shit.. rapid temp change ) if she still dosnt wake up.. Stash all drugs and imcriminating objects and call a paramedic..