I had a big spider in my bath. Well, i say it was in the bath, it was HAVING a bath it was that fucking big. Two legs behinds it's head rest up by the tap end.
jokeyjokejoke Reviewed by jokeyjokejoke on . Well, its 4.54am... (includes spider story) and Ive jus got back from 4:20'ing it in the kitchen. What can I say, I roll big spliffs :rasta: technically it was actually 4.49am when I finished, but a fucking HUGE spider came out and I had to kill it. I mean, this thing was big. One of those jet black house spiders (fellow Brits will know what I mean... they come out this time of year) it was. Saw it out the corner of my eye trying to get to the back door. I tried to squash it with a shoe, but i fucking missed. That, or it jumped, Im too Rating: 5