and Ive jus got back from 4:20'ing it in the kitchen. What can I say, I roll big spliffs :rasta: technically it was actually 4.49am when I finished, but a fucking HUGE spider came out and I had to kill it. I mean, this thing was big. One of those jet black house spiders (fellow Brits will know what I mean... they come out this time of year) it was. Saw it out the corner of my eye trying to get to the back door. I tried to squash it with a shoe, but i fucking missed. That, or it jumped, Im too stoned to tell
scared the goddam shit outta me. Anyway Ill carry on. It went between a crack in the back door and the floor, and the only thing that would fit in that gap was a knife. I knifed the fucker. I fished it out with the knife after I gave it a good stabbing, and its now placed under a glass (which has a shoe on top to keep it from coming back to life and escaping... Ive had cockroaches do the same, im not making the same mistake with any fucking insect/bug/thing again!) so everyone can see how big it is.

Im so proud of my kill
Ill try and take a piccy of it in the morning and post it later if my dad will get the camera out before he goes work.
Tom Swierzbinski Reviewed by Tom Swierzbinski on . Well, its 4.54am... (includes spider story) and Ive jus got back from 4:20'ing it in the kitchen. What can I say, I roll big spliffs :rasta: technically it was actually 4.49am when I finished, but a fucking HUGE spider came out and I had to kill it. I mean, this thing was big. One of those jet black house spiders (fellow Brits will know what I mean... they come out this time of year) it was. Saw it out the corner of my eye trying to get to the back door. I tried to squash it with a shoe, but i fucking missed. That, or it jumped, Im too Rating: 5