Well, its 4.54am... (includes spider story)

[Reefer Rogue]

Pwned.

[jokeyjokejoke]

I had a big spider in my bath. Well, i say it was in the bath, it was HAVING a bath it was that fucking big. Two legs behinds it's head rest up by the tap end.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

one word
mummify

[Captin]

thats great, i was out one night shooting off fire works with a friend when we decided to sit down and smoke a joint. We didn't want to walk back to the car so we just sat on a little hill to smoke it. About half way thought the joint i flet something on my back, i stand up to brush it off and notice we were smoking on a fucking ant hill.

Of course we did the right thing and ran back to the car to get a firecracker. We burried into the ant hill and blew those fuckers to ant hell. That'll teach those ants to crawl on my back.

[dryst]

some spiders are cool to have around...
black widows on the other hand are very aggressive and will actually chase u, lol...but seriously those things can kill u, theyre getting real bad in my area to, i only seen 1 since i moved closer to the city...but it creeped the hell outta me

[cambam]

Not a spider, but a WASP flew into my room via an open window. I hate wasps, and what are they good for, exactly? Well, I have a wireless mouse and keyboard. I spot it fying a few feet in front of me, so I pick up my keyboard, wait for the perfect time and hit it.
It was a beautiful swing and connect. Kinda like a baseball bat swing. Anyway, it knocked the wasp several feet, hit my warddrobe, and fell on the floor, legs up and everything. 30 secs later, the legs started to move, I'd only just knocked it out.
Bonus!
I grabbed some loo roll and then proceeded to flush it down the toilet, along with the concious wasp.

[Kryzco]

I know how it feels

I killed a fat ass spider at work the other day

muhahaha

sucks to be you, stupid spider

[LIP]

Woooo. Damn, i hate spiders too. Have you got my emails Tom? If not i'll send another lol.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Woooo. Damn, i hate spiders too. Have you got my emails Tom? If not i'll send another lol.

Nah LIP, no emails from ya mate. Try sending a couple at once, sometimes AOL likes to play the dick and not give me emails

And sharpestoner, Im really scared of spiders. It freaked me out just stabbing it, I kept thinking I was gonna miss and it was going to climb up the knife, onto my hand and bite me. Yeah, I get paranoid about spiders. *shudder*

[Euphoric]

U GUYS ARE SOME MURDERERS