Well, its 4.54am... (includes spider story)

[Tom Swierzbinski]

and Ive jus got back from 4:20'ing it in the kitchen. What can I say, I roll big spliffs :rasta: technically it was actually 4.49am when I finished, but a fucking HUGE spider came out and I had to kill it. I mean, this thing was big. One of those jet black house spiders (fellow Brits will know what I mean... they come out this time of year) it was. Saw it out the corner of my eye trying to get to the back door. I tried to squash it with a shoe, but i fucking missed. That, or it jumped, Im too stoned to tell
scared the goddam shit outta me. Anyway Ill carry on. It went between a crack in the back door and the floor, and the only thing that would fit in that gap was a knife. I knifed the fucker. I fished it out with the knife after I gave it a good stabbing, and its now placed under a glass (which has a shoe on top to keep it from coming back to life and escaping... Ive had cockroaches do the same, im not making the same mistake with any fucking insect/bug/thing again!) so everyone can see how big it is.

Im so proud of my kill
Ill try and take a piccy of it in the morning and post it later if my dad will get the camera out before he goes work.

Tom Swierzbinski Reviewed by Tom Swierzbinski on 09-01-2006. Well, its 4.54am... (includes spider story) and Ive jus got back from 4:20'ing it in the kitchen. What can I say, I roll big spliffs :rasta: technically it was actually 4.49am when I finished, but a fucking HUGE spider came out and I had to kill it. I mean, this thing was big. One of those jet black house spiders (fellow Brits will know what I mean... they come out this time of year) it was. Saw it out the corner of my eye trying to get to the back door. I tried to squash it with a shoe, but i fucking missed. That, or it jumped, Im too Rating: 5

[paperlunatic]

cool, sounds fun. i love trying to battle insects that find their way into my room. its always a battle of wits. lol i suck

[Lucifuge]

I fuckin love spiders, I caught 3 black widows and a 2 fat tarantula's (these crazy fuckers would attack anything you put near them) in the corner's of the warehouse where I used to work.

[NextLineIsMine]

Every now and then ill have a show down with a fly that really bugs me. Its much better challenge to try and get it mid-air

[OniEhtRedrum781]

:stoned: lol u own. I've had countless high battles with different bugs. The best is a big thick pile of ants being stomped out..

[james420]

bigass mutant cockroches prove to be the best combantents in my experience.you can fight those fuckers off with machetes.

[couch-potato]

bigass mutant cockroches prove to be the best combantents in my experience.you can fight those fuckers off with machetes.

I find that using a katana works just as well.

[james420]

I find that using a katana works just as well.

i should try that lol

[dryst]

u should try taking up a prifession in the field...like an extermenator or something?...i never 'knifed" a spider on my hands and knees in a crack in my kitchen floor...lol...being as lazy as i am...i would thrown something at it, probally missing it and then watch as it ran away...then i woulda proceeded to eat some doritos

[DannyMan]

Man, spiders are cool. I do understand why you'd kill the fucker though, I do it all the time. :thumbsup:
Fucking widows keep making nests under the house, everytime I spot one it gets intense. I say if they disturb the area, they get stepped on by the bigger ones. They do a terrific job at keeping other unwanted bugs away, but they also do a terrific job at being a creepy ass bug!

Actually now that I think of it..spiders do have 8 legs. They are creepy ass little animal buggers!