Poopie List!!

[Dro_Princess]

The Poopie List GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

I just had to share

Dro_Princess Reviewed by Dro_Princess on 09-01-2006. Poopie List!! The Poopie List GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them Rating: 5

[Dro_Princess]

I was ROTF LMAO

[Gone]

I can identify with all of those poopies.

[4gan2ja0]

hahahaha this whole thread makes me laugh. i too can identify with all of them

[Mr.Jesus]

i have def. expirienced them

[tyrantowns]

lmfao

[acrca]

HAHAHAHA first time seein this 4 me

i have experienced all these at least a couple times, but never had ghost poopie

[NextLineIsMine]

you forgot a few, like the chop off- when the phone rings and the current turd has to be chopped and aborted.

[tootsie roll]

Rotf. Poopies. Those were goodun's.:thumbsup:

[dryst]

ya when i saw it was called the shit lost...and u forgot the

King Commrador shit - ( i forgot the description for it...but it ended with u gotta break it up with a hanger so itll flush and it usually happens at parties )