WHAT!?!?!?

Don't let these folks steer you wrong. TEXAS is THE state to love in. Check it:

We got land for dayssssssssssssss. If you're looking to build a nice ranch or looking for a nice fishing hole, we got it.

We're friendly down here. Not always in a rush (although the highways around can get you killed) and we like to take things slow.

Sun for dayssssssssssssss. Sometimes too much. But hell, you can still walk around in shorts on some days in Feburary.

No income tax!! We do have a high sales tax rate (8.25 percent I think) but the tradeoff is the state doesn't tax your paycheck and you don't pay state taxes at the end of the year. Another part of the tradeoff is that they're pretty quick to give you a ticket around here...revenue

We got jobs. Dallas was named the best city to find a job recently. Alot of corporations have offices out here...Honeywell, IBM, Microsoft, Verizon, Nokia, AT&T, list goes on...

Cost of living! THings are a little cheaper around here and the dollar stretches. More for your money.

Guns! Lots of them!

It's Texas. Everyone knows this is the best state in the union.