scary movies.. suck

[rantingsweed]

saw 1 and 2 were probably some of the lamest movies ive ever seen, scary movies aren't really scary anymore. But, i do like zombie movies still haha

rantingsweed Reviewed by rantingsweed on 08-31-2006. scary movies.. suck i hate watching scary movies.. not just bc i cant sleep after lol.. a lot of them are just maddddddddd freaky and/or stupid! i hate them (w/ some exceptions). a lot of the newer ones seem really similar (at least from the previews). and i hate them when im stoned they freak me out. anyone else hate them? and why. or like them? Rating: 5

[Greenport]

all new scary movies suck balls

[Professor Dan K.]

good zombie movies are tight, the new dawn of the dead was sweet. i gotta say the old dawn of the dead movies were lame because you could just push them over and be safe.

but man, sprinting zombies?

dead rising looks sick by the way hehehhe

[DarkHorse014]

I only watch cartoons or comedies.......

[jamstigator]

Watch Shaun of the Dead. It's got zombies in it, but it's really more of a romantic comedy. To sneak by a huge gang of zombies, this group of people pretend to be zombies. It's hilarious!

"They're coming for us!"

"Oh. Well, let's walk over there then."

[pogmoasal1]

just watch The Fly. not only is it amazing but its got jeff goldblum in it how can you go wrong with him vomiting on people and melting there limbs. but dont watch the fly 2 or you might decide to kill yourself cause it is so bad

[ChronicMike]

i dont remeber the last good scary movie i seen.

its all about comedys and action flicks.

[Frivolous248]

Yeah, scary movies suck to me too. They're always so cliche and predictable.

Like this part in one of the newer exorcists, they are following the girl, light goes out, guy tries to strick a match, what the fuck do you think is going to happen once the match is lit? Yep, the girl was right in his face and the WHOLE fuckin' audience jumped at it, I just sat there thinking "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING, NO ONE ELSE SAW THAT COMING?".

[jamstigator]

Well, some of them are just SO bad that they become more funny than scary. And I kinda like those! I remember my brother-in-law took me to see the movie 'Zombie' on the big screen. When the zombies were pulling some girl's guts out, this black dude sitting in front of us started puking on his girlfriend. Me and my brother-in-law fell off our seats laughing at that guy. Bad horror is a form of comedy!

[Professor Dan K.]

man, the funniest shit happened today in school.

Im taking this science fiction class and theres only like 3 other tokers in the class and we chill inthe back surrounded by these straight edge geeks. So since its the first few days of school, the teacher puts in a movie, Aliens (the 2nd one)

So we watch the movie tot he point where the facehugger thing jumps outand tries to attack the little girl and ripley. this kid almost falls out of his seat and tries to cover his mouth with his shirt. later on the aliens themselves are attacking the marines and hes breathing so hard and he finally just covers his ears and puts his head down.

Me and the other friends have that class in the morning so we blazed before it. man we could not stop laughing at this kid, i mean its aliens... more action than horror i think but this guy was scared out of his mind. funny shit though