BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is classic!!!

Let me put my drink down and get this straight.. On your FIRST day of SCHOOL, you SKIPPED 3rd period class for a CIGARETTE, was BUSTED by the school security officer, CONSENTED to a search, and you're looking for help!?!?!?

I dunno man. ROTFL!!! Oh Jeebus...

OK, seriously...you need to stop smoking because your judgement is obviously tainted. Secondly, in general, as a juvenile, you can refuse a search and/or request your parents be present. Don't feel like you have to do anything. Lastly, your school security officer (not 'pig') has an ethics issue as he is saying he will overlook your illegal activity if you help him.

Honestly, depending on your intelligence, I would go at it this way...I would challenge the officer that he is going to have a harder time explaining why he would let you get away with illegal activity in exchange for helping him. It's a lose-lose situation...if you help him, you're a snitch, and he's still going to rat you out. If you don't, he's going to rat you out, but he's going to need to explain (if you play your cards right) that little deal he made. Git me?

Classic...