Loaves and the fishes.....munchies like a muthafucka.

He smoked so much he evaporated when he died, kinda like Shorty in Scary Movie.

He walked on water, so high he floats.

Turned water into wine, and milk into bhang.

Take this herb and smoke it, this is my body, which I offer up to you. Do this in memory of me.

Do you really think it was bread he was handing out at the last supper, fuck off.

What kind of dickhead would say, "Eat a loaf of bread to honour me".

It's obvious he the Vatican changed that shit.

Think about it. If you were about to die, and you had your best mates around you, what would you say to them?

A. Eat a wafer for me
or
B. Light up a fight one and remember me.

hmmm?
paddyahern Reviewed by paddyahern on . "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" case - what a joke Dunno how many of you have heard about this (I only did the other day). Seems a school district in Alaska suspended a student for holding up a banner reading BONG HITS 4 JESUS at an Olympic torch relay - an event not sponsored or supervised in any way by the school. The student was performing a totally legal act, expressing his right to free speech on his own time. And he got suspended. As they should have, the student's family sued the school district and won. An appeals court sided with Rating: 5