Dude! You're not doing it right!!! In order to activate the properties left over in the bong water, you need to find a chicken and bite its head off. You can't use a knife because your salivia has to mix so the recipe is formulated for you. Add a few drops of blood. Next, cut it with some Everclear or straight grain. This will draw out the 'high properties'. Chug it down and sit back...


....and yak your ass off. NO, DRINKING BONG WATER DOES NOT GET YOU HIGH. ZOMG!, I have another headache...