Who's ur oddest smoking buddie?

[B u M b L ee K y]

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[Nochowderforyou]

I used to have a weird drinking buddy. Everytime he's drink whiskey, he would get violent for no reason. He got so drunk once that we were just talking, having a good, drunk time, and out of the blue, he says to me, "you'd better leave" I asked why and he said I just had to go. He told me the next day that he didn't want to hurt me as he can't control himself while he's drunk, so in a way, I thanked him for not beating my ass to a bloody pulp. This is a guy who I seen toss a wheelbarrow at a crackhead and take on the 3 cops that tried to arrest him. Crazy fucker.

My buddies aren't too weird. I have one friend who gets really quite when he's high. You can't start a convo without him drifting off about, 10 seconds into it.

I met one guy only once who called himself Pegleg. He had all these pins in his legs from an accident, limped, and used a cane to walk. He had no hair or eyebrows, and he looked like Uncle Fester from The Addams Family, but goddamn, I remeber him having some damn good hash, damn good! When he got high, he would talk about sticking his cane in girls vaginas and shit. He was fucking weird man. He'd pose like a fucking white, pasty gangster with his cane, and ask, "how does this look?" Yeah, well, you're stupid, so.

[tripswitch87]

dude......

holy shit
i live in lewisville dawg
we should blaze some green

[4gan2ja0]

well once my buddy misunderstood what i said and for the rest of the day thought that i was talking like a tapercorder being rewound, pretty trippy times. hes not usually like that, i guess hes the oddest

[rottenPauL]

i had a frien that he was on Liman, so everytime we smoked together he was gettin cleptomanic, trien to steal from me, from cars, and he wasnt looking for enything precious, just to steal something, anything. He took a qarter dime and a towel from an old VW beetle. That was hes biggest catch ever . I dunno but it so odd to smoke with him lol, every once and awhile when he was trien to steal me we was like: "Oh man sorry sorry i cant help it!". Aaah what days... I think hes in a clinic now..

[WimpyChimp]

ok heres a fucked up story.this little kid i hung out with is about ten and he lives the next block over.well one day i walked to my shed to get my football and the night before i toked in there and i walk over and go dam smells like weed in here nigga.and hes like yah man all tryin to act cool and im ike you dont kno wat pot smells like and hes like yah i smoked weed before and he starts tellin me bout the brand of his friends bong and different types of weed and shit and im like this bitch knows bout weed so i go well hey man i smoke too you wanna hit my bong up tonight and hes like YEA!!!!so that night i meet him at my shed and he got a dime of some shit with PURPLE STRAINSim like where hte fuck yu get that it definetely beats the shit outta my dro and hes like yah man so we toss both shit in the piece and get fucked up.so he grabs a fucking hammer and were all stoned and im like looking at the door talk to me and i see him with like purple hair and im like woah man your hair and hes like what the fucks this and he throws it at my fucking leg,im liek you son of a bitch.so i punch this bitch right in hsi face and he is sittin on the floor wit a bloody nose laughing and i just bust out laughing and sit down there with him and we got fucked up.so anyways the next day his mother and a fucking sheriff come to my door and are like did yo uabuse this child.and im like what no and the mothers liek well the other night my son came home all fucked up on pot with a bruise on his cheek and im like well i dont kno where he got it from i wasnt even with him last night and he starts all yelling you fuckin liar we were in your shed smokin pot you made me and im like what the fuck are you talking abotu and im bout to hit this fucking rat bastard but theres a fuckin cop there and im like listen,last night this kid has a bag of weed and wants to smoke with me so im like i dont smoke and he kicked me in my leg,since there was a bruise from the hammer there,and im like he flipped out sayin he wanted to smoek and i hit him because he hit me.so the cops like well im gonna have to search your shed for marijuana and he found nothing because my bongs hidden in my attic and the weeds all gone and hes like well we dont see anything so he checks the kids house and his father had about an ounce of shit and got taken in for possesion and me and the kid havent seen eachother since.i think he moved.but it was a fucked up week i tell ya man.

[make it legal]

There's this one kid who was a big buzz kill. He would try to like controll the situation and be like "Pass the bowl, man cmon!!!" like he wasnt chill about it and he like needed someone to be hitting the bowl at all times or he got pissed. It was wierd then hed do stupid shit on purpose to show how high he was and be like "Oh my god im SO stoned!!!"
Me and my other friend were just like, Wow, what a dumbass.

[aonymity]

dude.... my dog norbert. me n norbie go on burn rides and some times noteven leav the driveway

[Sabron]

My oddest smoking buddy is named Matt.. He thinks he knows all this shit about pot and he thinks he can outsmoke/outdrink anyone.. ( he even said you tell a male and female apart by how think the leaves are.. And you kill the female off and smoke the male..i was liek wtf..)But yeah...

[make it legal]

My oddest smoking buddy is named Matt.. He thinks he knows all this shit about pot and he thinks he can outsmoke/outdrink anyone.. ( he even said you tell a male and female apart by how think the leaves are.. And you kill the female off and smoke the male..i was liek wtf..)But yeah...

HAHA what a dumbass