Quote Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
^^ hahah.

Jeeze, I've smoked with so many people I don't even know if I could pick the oddest. Out of my "crew" though, I think the oddest would be my friend who we shall call "A". He does DOLPHIN noises and pretends he's a dinosaur when he's high. Also, when he's REALLLLY baked, his left eye closes and he swears he can't open it. He is weird.



I can totally relate to that. I have this homie who has a bad habit of becoming a raptor. No, he doesn't act like a raptor, he is a fucking raptor.

It all started with just your regular smoke out session with friends. We were outside, and it started to rain. Went inside, turned on the T.V. Jurassic Park was on. "DUDE, wouldn't it be totally fucking kick-ass sweet bomb to be a raptor!?" We all just laughed, assuming he was joking. Next thing I know, he's standing on my lap making raptor noises just like from the movie.

"Whoa, what the hell brother?"
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

I shove him off me, and he spins around trying to hit me with his imaginary tail. I just stood there, speechless and not knowing what the hell to do. My friend Mikey is just laughing, then he says "Oh, you dropped your phone, wouldn't want a raptor stepping on it." Then he fucking walks out of the room, leaving me with a rapor who then started to attack me. Have you ever fought a raptor? Jesus Christ, it was epic. 5 minutes later I have a cooking pot in my hand as a weapon, my friend-turned-raptor is bleeding from his forehead, and my arms are scratched beyond recognition, and my nose is bleeding as well. He runs at me, I dive on the floor. Yes, he literally jumped over me. Then, I did the pulled the most epic maneuver in all of my life. I quickly opened the fridge, found the steaks that we were saving for later than night, and threw them outside in the rain. My raptor friend follows it, and starts to eat the uncooked meat all raptor-style. I locked his ass outside for the rest of the night.