It suprises me that someone who plays guitar produced that malarky...

but i wont be an ass without offering some advice...

spread some nicely ground herb into the paper, keep it even throughout the whole joint

"roll" the weed in the paper and tuck the edge of the paper in over the weed and roll it up a little bit more

if your happy with the shape and tightness of the joint lick the sticky and roll it the rest of the way up, if not make some adjusments.

put a rolled up peice of card in the end and spark it