what was your first post?

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I just got 3.5Gz of nice dank weed from my friend. I have two 40oz chilling in the fridge. I'm set. What are you doing tonight?

Haha

[Nochowderforyou]

What a great thread. Here was mine.

hey,

As I scroll through all of these threads, I see countless dumbfucks asking if cough syrup, vanilla extract, and nutmeg will get them high. Are you mentally stupid or something? I hope you people perm. fuck your brain up drinking cough syrup so I can laugh at you.

When I first came here, I never thought people drank medicine in such large doses to get high. I still feel the same way, I'm just a little nicer about it now.

[dryst]

i never drank cough syrup but i did do triple cs 1 time...craziest fuckin thing i ever felt..ill never do it again....

[Skink]

nyquill is the catz meow...

[Reefer Rogue]

This wasn't my first but it's close enough and it's my fav post i've ever made

So im the new guy in town you see and i hadnt assosiated myself with the local distrubuters of the holy plant ( dealers ) so my mom was like "im gonna hook you up gangster!" so i was like "4shizzle my nizzle off the hizzle bo bizzle fo fizzle MCdizzle elephant pizzle wicka wicka word home slice" end quote. so she comes back and gives me the stuff and shes like " let me hit that sh!t yo!" so i was like "okie dokey artichokey lets tokey!" so she takes two hits and shes done so i finish off the 8th of dank ass skunk =) now im blazed as hell and im listenin to "inna gadda da vida" and my cd players skipping!!! why god why?! why must thou maketh my cd player skippeth? ive been listening to this song for 47 minutes! so i say we all lay in a feild all mellow - like, all nonsuspicious - like and BAM!!! take that bill gates now im robbing yo house! now im bangin your mum! i hope weve all learned a lesson today is the poop deck really what it sounds like? you decide. thankyou and goodnight lake tittikaka Marijuana im gonna love you!
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[Skink]

Huh?

what...